Temporary Goat Container – A Mercedes

At a secret location within 100 miles of Akron, we have found the answer to all of your goat restraint problems! For only $5.86 a month, this one of a kind goat storage facility will feed, water, and shelter your precious hoofed friends!

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Although there are a number of Mercedes to choose from, experience shows that the nannies and billies prefer the midnight blue accomodations. We’re pretty sure it’s a peer pressure thing, but, hey, we’re not goats!

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As is well known with the species Capra aegagrus hircus, goats are curious animals. Four-Seater Mercedes vehicles from the late eighties provide plenty of seating, with additional space in the foot wells.

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With your interest, do visit ww.w.GoatAccomodations.mc and find out more about this incredible storage opportunity- excellent whether you take a vacation, or just need a break from your pets and farm animals.

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